The problem with having your cake and eating it too

So before winter break of 2015, Mr. Carter (the theatre director, for those of you who are uncultured) asked me if I would be in a play directed be Jake Shepherd. I said yes because I respect Jake and want Mr. Carter to be proud of me one day. Though the latter may never be true, I joined the play and our cast of five began working on a play titled, End Days (This show is performed January 15th and 16th at 7 and on the 16th at 2, please see it). It's basically about a family who is putting up with a dad (me) who lost his job in 9/11 and a mom (Julia Schmidt) who thinks the rapture is coming. I won't give away more but it's great and emphasizes Jesus.

Rehearsals began but obviously I was out of the state for a while in North Carolina and Georgia, so when I got back we were working at pretty much full speed. Well also when I got back I got really freaking sick so that's annoying as heck. Then I got more sick. I missed a total of three and a half days of school, so my mom made a doctors appointment at the CVS walk-in clinic. A name synonymous with not making appointments. The doctor there, who I could tell was from New Jersey, told me this was going around. "I call it The Crud." Sounds ominous, but who on God's green Earth gave some CVS walk-in doctor the right to name a disease! Imagine the gravestone: here lies Jacob Freid, dead from The Crud. I took a lot of Mucinex and tried to stop coughing every two seconds and eventually I got back on that horse (horse being a metaphor for school). I fell off the horse because I texted my mom to come get me after four periods.

I was home for a few hours when I remembered I had rehearsal for End Days at the high school, and since I hadn't been at rehearsal thanks to family vacations and The Crud, I convinced my mom to drive me. That was when things got sticky. She wasn't happy about driving me but did it anyway. I brushed past Mr. Carter who wanted me to audition for The Hobbit since I hadn't been at school, but I had this other rehearsal NOW. I walked into the auditorium and got down to business. We rehearsed, and I coughed, and I coughed and we rehearsed. It felt good to be back on track, and at one point in the rehearsal, a slice of cake appeared on the stage. It was from Publix so you knew it was good, and I asked whose it was. Apparently Julia Schmidt brought it to rehearsal the day before. WHAT A FREAKING STROKE OF LUCK RIGHT????? WELL I BEGAN TO EAT BUT NO ONE SPOKE UP ABOUT THE FACT THAT IT WAS DUG OUT OF A TRASH CAN. Granted the box was closed and it was on top of a trash can BUT STILL!!! NO ONE WARNED ME, so when someone finally informed me of the cake's whereabouts for the past day, I spit the cake out and became borderline hysterical exclaiming, "I am a trash person," over and over. I gargled and washed all the cake out, but none of that will ever change the fact that I ate garbage cake and I am a trash person.

Although in my defense. it was chocolate.

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